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The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test
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Your result for The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test ...
The Medic
You scored 0% Egocentricism, 0% Heirarchy, 0% Spiritualityand 0% Morality!
**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.
**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.
You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.
You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.
Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.
Your opposite is: The Televangelist.
Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.
**If you are The Servant:
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.
You SHOULD: Be extremely careful. You are probably The Servant because you fell in love with someone who simply uses you, and/or because of a sexual fetish of some kind. You may feel the need to be protected and directed by someone- choose very very carefully. Make this choice based on your talents and interests. The person you allow yourself to become dependent upon should be someone who channels you in good directions, and who enjoys your greatest strengths.
You should NOT: Serve just anyone who has a use for you. Use drugs or alcohol as mood lifters, even mildly.
Your life will be: Full of passion.
Your life may be: Scary.
Your life will not be: Blissful.
Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.
Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.
The Worker may be your best bet- they will actually care about EARNING your devotion, but they will expect it to be exclusive.
A strong medic could be a fairly equal partner for you, which is good if you're not happy with your normal usual relationships, and though you wouldn't fulfill a medic's spiritual needs, you would definitely make a medic's life more bearable.
The Hero would also be a good pick for you. Not only can The Hero protect you, the Hero can make a sidekick out of you, thus making you more like your better-adjusted twin, The Medic.
Check out the other personality types too!
The Medic/The Servant
The Hero
The Explorer
The Sage
The Entertainer
The Engineer
The Counselor
The Missionary
The Conqueror
The Freedom Fighter
The Chaos Mage
The Deist
The Villain
The Worker
The Devil
The Televangelist
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.
**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.
You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.
You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.
Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.
Your opposite is: The Televangelist.
Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.
**If you are The Servant:
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.
You SHOULD: Be extremely careful. You are probably The Servant because you fell in love with someone who simply uses you, and/or because of a sexual fetish of some kind. You may feel the need to be protected and directed by someone- choose very very carefully. Make this choice based on your talents and interests. The person you allow yourself to become dependent upon should be someone who channels you in good directions, and who enjoys your greatest strengths.
You should NOT: Serve just anyone who has a use for you. Use drugs or alcohol as mood lifters, even mildly.
Your life will be: Full of passion.
Your life may be: Scary.
Your life will not be: Blissful.
Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.
Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.
The Worker may be your best bet- they will actually care about EARNING your devotion, but they will expect it to be exclusive.
A strong medic could be a fairly equal partner for you, which is good if you're not happy with your normal usual relationships, and though you wouldn't fulfill a medic's spiritual needs, you would definitely make a medic's life more bearable.
The Hero would also be a good pick for you. Not only can The Hero protect you, the Hero can make a sidekick out of you, thus making you more like your better-adjusted twin, The Medic.
Check out the other personality types too!
The Medic/The Servant
The Hero
The Explorer
The Sage
The Entertainer
The Engineer
The Counselor
The Missionary
The Conqueror
The Freedom Fighter
The Chaos Mage
The Deist
The Villain
The Worker
The Devil
The Televangelist
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All possible test results
The Medic
**You're The Medic! You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the o... Read more
The Hero
You're The Hero! You bring justice to a chaotic world. You are comfortable with disorder, but not with evil. If all police were like you, Rodney King wouldn't be famous. You are mos... Read more
The Explorer
You are the Explorer! Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out th... Read more
The Sage
You're The Sage! You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be... Read more
The Entertainer
You're The Entertainer! You can't change the world, so you change the way people react to it. Fun, laughter, food, drink, sex, friendship- you need it not only for yourself but also to share- an... Read more
The Engineer
You're The Engineer! You examine the structure and rules of the universe, and find the best way for yourself and others to live with it. You don't need miracles or a heavenly reward; with a good... Read more
The Counselor
You are The Counselor! You are giving and in touch with the order of the world, but not judgmental. You are a great listener and advisor. You are mostly selfless. You believe in an... Read more
The Missionary
You're The Missionary! You're a good person. You have little to worry about, but much to do. You are on a mission from God, and you want to do it well. You are mostly selfless. You ... Read more
The Conqueror
You're The Conqueror! You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and... Read more
The Freedom Fighter
You are The Freedom Fighter! You reject order, but you have a strong sense of justice, especially regarding how you are treated personally. You are a constant problem for authority figures in yo... Read more
The Chaos Mage
You're A Chaos Mage! Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe.... Read more
The Deist
You are The Deist! You are a spiritual and moral person, but that doesn't necessarily translate into your day to day life. You are most concerned with human affairs, which you believe you are in... Read more
The Villain
You're The Villain! You know your place in the world, and you know how to make it a comfortable one. You do so with ruthless efficiency. People tend to get hurt around you and you may or may not... Read more
The Worker
You are The Worker! You want to attain things for yourself, and you're not afraid to work for them. You know that there is a structure to the universe, and that what goes around does come around... Read more
The Devil
You are The Devil! For you, there is no getting around the fact that there is a higher force controlling your destiny, but you feel no obligation to submit to it. You are very conscious of the c... Read more
The Televangelist
You're The Televangelist! You have your niche in a strongly ordered world, and you make sure it's a comfortable one. You think that you are well adjusted. Others think you are a hypocrite. Time ... Read more
