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The which sex animal are you? Test
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The donkey
You are 0% sweet, 0% playful, 0% fearless and 0% dominant.
It seems bad. Fortunately we're only talking about sex here. In real life, you are most probably an attractive, successful person. But when it comes to play in a bed, well, it's just not your thing. The good point is that you are able to realize that there are hundreds of things that are more fascinating and important than sex.
Consider: The big cock. In combination with alcohol.
Avoid: Sex in general.
Explaination of the variables. You can be:
Sweet: If you like to do sweet things, and care for your partner.
Playful: If you are imaginative and like to play together with your partner.
Fearless: If you like to try new things and you are not afraid of what people think about you.
Dominant: If you take the lead most of the time.
Have a look at the animals that you could have been:
The big cock
The pig
The bull
The nasty kitten
The mantis
The tigress
The lion
The fluffy bunny
The panda bear
The she-wolf
The ram
The puppy
The dalmatian
The pink pantheress
The bonobo
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
All possible test results
The donkey
Rough as a donkey. Boring as a donkey. Submissive as a donkey. In sh... Read more
The big cock
Like in the picture: you're a big cock that stalks around, but yo... Read more
The pig
Despite your appearance, you really like dirty things. You even like dirtiness for... Read more
The bull
Brutal. Fast. Dominant. Unimaginative. You're the bull. You're afr... Read more
The nasty kitten
You like to play with people's sensuality like a little nasty kitt... Read more
The mantis
Playful. Dominant. Somewhat dangerous. Damn, your the Mantis. You ... Read more
The tigress
Look at these eyes. There is some fear, and some challenge in it.... Read more
The lion
Master, kinky. Kinky, master. In bed, you're the king. At least yo... Read more
The fluffy bunny
Did you know that you were a fluffy bunny? You like to cuddle, and... Read more
The panda bear
Fluffy. Cute. Comforting. Somewhat monotonous. In one word, the pa... Read more
She-wolf
Responsible. Caring. Yet dangerous. You're a she-wolf. A guy can ... Read more
The ram
Sweet. Strong. Comforting. In one word, the ram. You're a really s... Read more
The puppy
Whatever your sex, age and experience, you have the mind of a pupp... Read more
The dalmatian
Clean. Fluffy. Soft. Playful. Full of initiative. You're a dalmati... Read more
The pink pantheress
Sweet. Catlike. Somewhat kinky. You are a reference in term of sex... Read more
The bonobo
Of all the animals of creation, you are definitely the most sexua... Read more
