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The Action Hero Test
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Your result for The Action Hero Test ...
Jack Burton
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You're a screw-up, plain and simple. Everyone knows it. Even you know it, though you'd never admit it. But you play it just tough enough to get by, you can always come up with a good excuse, and you've got reflexes like a jungle cat!
Your movie:
Big Trouble in Little China
Other possibilities:
Lara Croft
El Mariachi
Paul Walker
Indiana Jones
Trinity
John McClane
Ash
Riddick
Your movie:
Big Trouble in Little China
Other possibilities:
Lara Croft
El Mariachi
Paul Walker
Indiana Jones
Trinity
John McClane
Ash
Riddick
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Paul Walker
You're not actually an action hero at all. In fact, you're barely an actor that plays action heroes. It may be tough realizing that you're not particularly cool, nor are you at all bad-ass, but you ca... Read more
Lara Croft
For whatever reason, people don't find you particularly threatening, but you are pretty cool. Almost every move you make seems fluid, planned, and almost supernaturally cool, but what keeps you from b... Read more
El Mariachi
You've got a holy aura of cool floating around you. Every move you make is fast, fluid, and jaw-dropping. And it's not just when you're shooting people, either: even if you're just casually walking i... Read more
Jack Burton
You're a screw-up, plain and simple. Everyone knows it. Even you know it, though you'd never admit it. But you play it just tough enough to get by, you can always come up with a good excuse, and you'v... Read more
Indiana Jones
Ah, the classic hero! You're quick-witted, intelligent, and not afraid to shoot a man with a sword when you know he'd win. Your movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones and the T... Read more
Trinity
Everything you do isn't just sleek and smooth, it's superhumanly sleek and smooth. You can take out dozens of police with little more than your bare hands. You can run up walls. You know Kung Fu. Best... Read more
John McClane
You don't really know how to fight that well. You don't really know how to shoot that well. You don't know a thing about technology. But you know what? Who cares! If it insults you or shoots at you, y... Read more
Ash
You'd cut your own hand off rather than let evil win. You'd single-handedly (that was a pun) slaughter hordes of the undead. You'd show those primitive screwheads your boomstick. And at the beginning,... Read more
Riddick
You can go around doing the ultra-quiet stealth kills if you want, but sometimes you really just want to beat the tar out of something. You're the bogeyman that children are afraid of, and you make su... Read more
