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The Mythological Goddess Test
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Ilamatecuhtli
Indeed, you are 0% erudite, 0% sensual, 0% martial, and 0% saturnine.
Some people think that cats are cruel animals and to prove their point they cite instances where cats will torturously play with a mouse before killing it. But if it's real cruelty you want then you need look no further than to the wacky antics of the Aztecs.
Ilamatecuhtli was the Aztec Mother Goddess and each winter a huge festival was celebrated in her honour. The festivities included the arrest of a woman who was ceremoniously sacrificed in true Aztec fashion by tearing out her heart while she was still alive. Then her head was hacked off and impaled atop a pole that was held up high to lead the people in a horrific dance that must have been something like a conga line from hell.
Everyone had a swell time, so much so that they all played a popular trick on one another that basically consisted of hiding sacks full of wool until coming upon a helpless individual whereupon they would use these sacks to beat the living hell out of their dumbfounded victim.
Cats cruel? Don't believe it.
The Fifteen Goddesses
These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in
all or none of the four variables: Neit. Erudite: Minerva. Sensual: Aphrodite. Martial: Artemis. Saturnine: Persephone. Erudite & Sensual: Isis. Erudite & Martial: Sekhmet. Erudite & Saturnine: Nemesis. Sensual & Martial: Hera. Sensual & Saturnine: Bast. Martial & Saturnine: Ilamatecuhtli. Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Maeve. Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Freya. Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Sedna. Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Macha.
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Neit
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Artemis
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Hera
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Nemesis
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Sedna
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Isis
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Maeve
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Neit
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