Your result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 0%. Dread: 0%. Lampreys: 0%.
You are BURNED OUT. Inasmuch as you have any personality at all, it's totally irrelevant-- your affect is as flat as a strap in Kansas. (Although it's possible that you're still in the smoking and smouldering stage-- emotionally devastated, some trees still falling over, plenty of hot spots, and the like. Ask your friends if they know where to buy a straightjacket. If they hand you a brochure and offer to drive you...)
SEEK: a functioning limbic system. AVOID: situations that assume you'll have the sense to pay attention to warning signs.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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