Your result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 0%. Dread: 0%. Lampreys: 0%.
You are the PAPER CUP. As far as this test can tell, you have no personality whatsoever. (And when something called "The Vacuous Personality Inventory" tells you even IT thinks there's nobody home... well, it's not good.)
I'll type slow, because I figure you can't read all that fast: DID... YOU... READ... AND... ANSWER... THE... QUESTIONS?
If you DID follow the directions, yet still got this, you're the 50% grey card in the photo of the rainbow. You're the compromise that leaves everyone feeling vaguely dissatisfied, the cuisine that nobody likes much but at least doesn't give anyone heartburn, the half-decaf with two artificial sugars and skim milk. There is exactly a 50-50 chance someone should feel sorry for you.
SEEK: any sort of experience whatsoever. Kick a rabid Great Dane in the balls, if you have to. AVOID: avoidance.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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