Your result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Iceberg In Fog
Nightmare scales: Panic: 0%. Dread: 0%. Lampreys: 0%.
You are the ICEBERG HIDDEN IN THE FOG. Disaster waiting to strike-- no way to know when or how. Still, note that while some icebergs do occasionally sink ships dramatically, it is the fate of all icebergs to melt. (But not before polar bears or penguins poop on them. Explains a lot about how things have been going, eh?)
SEEK: anorexics, cutters, people trying to live forever by exercising until they smell like horses. AVOID: psychologists and the well-prepared. (Particularly if they're good at a martial art or own guns.)
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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