Your result for The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test ...
Nightmare scales: Panic: 0%. Dread: 0%. Lampreys: 0%.
You are the INCOMPLETE TAROT DECK. Specifically, you're missing two of the Major Arcana and four or five Cups, including the Ace and Queen. You are capable of astounding insights that happen to be wrong through no fault of your own.
SEEK: someone with a VERY NARROW range of interests. AVOID: fountains. (Without those Cups, getting a drink just means you're going to look stupid kneeling and slurping like a dog.)
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain, Cuckoo's Nestmate, Meaningless Advice, Second From the Left, Quiet Horror, Naked Mole Rat, Iceberg Hidden in the Fog, Incomplete Tarot Deck, Dead Houseplant, Mistuned TV, Burned Out, Zombie Flamingo, Nurse Shark, Paper Cup, Lamprey, Pyroclastic Flow, Cassandra, Sphinx, Futility, Coleocanth, The Star! (MV), Swamp Island, PANIC!!1!, Lone Freeway Shoe, Bad Tattoo, Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning.
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