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The Mythological God Test
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Coyote
Indeed, you are 0% erudite, 0% sensual, 0% martial, and 0% saturnine.
Coyote was an important being to several Native American tribes. He was one of those tricksters that are found in several world mythologies, in fact very close in temperament and deed to Loki of the Norse pantheon.
Eternally scavenging for food, he represents the most basic instincts, but in other narratives, he is also the father of the Indian people and a potent conductor of spiritual forces in the form of sacred dreams. In the Myth of the Stars and the Moon he is shown as a wise counsellor even.
There are more stories about him than stars in the sky. For example, did you hear the one about the Spying Moon? It seems that someone had pinched the moon, and Coyote offered to stand in as replacement. Everyone agreed that he made a fine moon, but from his elevated position Coyote could see everything that was going on. Being of an irritating disposition, he couldn't resist blowing the whistle on friends and enemies alike. "Hey, look what Badger is doing behind his tepee!"
Pretty soon everyone was sick of his snooping and voted him out of the sky. But nothing can keep Coyote down for long. Being an old show-off, he loves to impress the girls by juggling his eyeballs. One day he threw one so high it got stuck in the sky and became the star Arcturus. So even now he's keeping an eye on us all.
The Fifteen Gods
These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in
all or none of the four variables: Dagda. Erudite: Thoth. Sensual: Frey. Martial: Mars. Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. Erudite & Sensual: Amun. Erudite & Martial: Odin. Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. Sensual & Martial: Zeus. Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. Martial & Saturnine: Loki. Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.
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Dagda
More properly known as The Dagda, he was the Earth Deity-Father of both Gods and men. In this respect he was the Celtic equivalent to Cronus or Zeus of the ancient Read more
Mictlantecuhtli
All right, I'll be honest. The Aztec God of the Dead had an awfully long name, not quite as intimidating as the names of his equivalents, Hades (Greek mythology) or Pluto (... Read more
Mars
Julius Caesar should have listened to that old soothsayer who warned him to "beware the Ides of March." About the most hazardous time of the year during the reign of the Roman Empire was... Read more
Loki
Loki, a Trickster God similar to Coyote of the North American mythology, was vitally important among the Norse Gods. He was the most colourful and interesting of them all. ... Read more
Frey
Frey was, just like his twin sister Freya, a member of the Vanir family and thus a God of fertility and love. Along with Odin and Thor he was one of the most popular Nor... Read more
Cernunnos
Cernunnos was one of the most important of all the Celtic Gods. He was the horned God of fertility, sexual love, the wilderness and wild animals. He was known as the stag deity and as su... Read more
Zeus
This supreme God of Gods was worshipped throughout the Greek world, and his influence spread to every culture of antiquity. Idealized as the very model of the practical ruler, Zeus was n... Read more
Pan
Some people have extremely sensitive nerves and tend to become startled very easily. For this we can thank the God Pan who, according to the Greeks, was responsible for the irrational te... Read more
Thoth
Thoth, the Egyptian God of secret wisdom, intellect, geometry and other forms of higher mathematics, was also the God of books and learning, of writing and numbers. And above all, he was... Read more
Anubis
Anubis was the Egyptian God of funerary rituals and the protector of the dead as well as the judge of souls and ruler of the underworld. Since it was his duty to weigh souls (along with ... Read more
Odin
King of the Gods and leader of the Aesir family, Odin was all wise, all seeing, and almighty. He was the very personification of authority, skilled in battle, and swift in administering justice... Read more
Hades
Simply put, Hades was a God of the Underworld, comparable to Midir of the Celts. After dying, a person entered the Underworld by first travelling through the groves of Persepho... Read more
Amun
Amun was a mysterious God indeed. His very name basically means "what is hidden", "what is not seen", "what cannot be seen", and though even his form was said to be unknown, he was depicted... Read more
Coyote
Coyote was an important being to several Native American tribes. He was one of those tricksters that are found in several world mythologies, in fact very close in temperament and deed to... Read more
Lug
The God Lug certainly cut an impressive image. Lug was a mighty hero, often portrayed as a blond muscle-man, all decked out in magnificent armour complete with helmet and shield of gold. A... Read more
Dagda
More properly known as The Dagda, he was the Earth Deity-Father of both Gods and men. In this respect he was the Celtic equivalent to Cronus or Zeus of the ancient Read more
