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The Happy Dreamy

Your orgasm face is 0 passive and 0 aggressive!

You enjoy sex. Just like you enjoy playing with small animals, or sunny days, or hugs. It's nice, pleasurable, maybe even relaxing, and there's no angst, aggression, or any hidden agenda in your lovemaking. Only the warm glow and release that's associated with your climax.

The only downside is, more than likely, you're boring in bed. While you're "glowing" and "smiling" and doing all that shit, we're doing all the work! Or if you actually give us a breather, the sex is over the minute you "get your"s. Forget if we're even still aroused.

Try not to be so selfish, and put more energy into your sex. You might be "Happy" when you reach climax now, but aren't you curious what it'd feel like to be "euphoric?"



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The Face of Fear

The Ugly

The Angry

The Blank

The Happy Dreamy

The "O"

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The Face of Fear

If you were doing a porno, and the camera zoomed in and took a still photo of your orgasm face, they could just as easily use it to promote a horror film. NO NOT THAT YOU'RE UGLY (that's another categ... Read more

The Ugly

This is self explanatory. As there must be balance in life, there must be yin and yang, light and dark, mom and dad, left and right, etc. And if the sex is so damn good you do not care that you are ... Read more

The Angry

Ah...the passionate lay! You don't even have to be mad at your parnter! Some bitch called you a cunt at work? That asshole cut you off in traffic? Your girlfriend dumped you, but her fat sister th... Read more

Blank

You're the worst! You feel nothing. You say nothing. You DO NOTHING! You don't orgasm! You probably don't even attempt to fake it! Loving you is like loving the dead. Cold, stiff, and dry. At ... Read more

The Happy Dreamy

You enjoy sex. Just like you enjoy playing with small animals, or sunny days, or hugs. It's nice, pleasurable, maybe even relaxing, and there's no angst, aggression, or any hidden agenda in your love... Read more

The "O"

Also sometimes knows as the Hyperventillator, the "O" Face is probably the most common face we all make during orgasm. You just have worked your ass off to not only bring pleasure to your partner, bu... Read more

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