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The If I setup a U.S. caste system Test

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Artisans

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You're a dreamer and a creative talent. I don't want you running this country (as a leader), cuz someone has to produce the "Ok Computer" 's, pen the "A Perfect Day for Bananafish" 's, and paint the "Rosie's Tea Party" 's. I love you. Much of my happiness will be derived from you, even if your scatter-brained, flakey-ass can't even hold down a frickin' pool cleaning job for more than six months. Simply put, you're far too creative to be a merchant or agriculturalist, and your untethered mind, talent and humor certainly exclude you from being a priest or fuck-up. The only reason leaders are above you is that whole command structure/hierarchy horseshit that you don't care about anywho. You're the tops with me!

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Fuck-ups

The title of this caste requires little explanation. Let's break it down quickly: 1). You're too dumb and selfish to be a Read more

Priests

Get thee to a nunnery! (Priestery?) Reason does not play a big role in your life, so you'd make a terrible Read more

Merchants

You probably chose "money makes the world go 'round"... didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! That's okay, cuz there is some truth to that, but greed is still one of the seven deadly sins ya know. Here's how i... Read more

Agriculturalists

No one will every accuse you of being an intellectual, but you have decent values and a strong work ethic. You'd need more brains to be a Read more

Artisans

You're a dreamer and a creative talent. I don't want you running this country (as a leader), cuz ... Read more

Leaders

Don't let your head swell up too much, but you're headed to the top of the class! Yup, I think you should be running this country. You're rational, smart and compassionate. I like you. You're too inte... Read more

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