• I love to talk dirty, and find new ways of saying the same ol' slang. 

    I think I've heard of everything too, so I'd like to see how much you've heard.  Pick your favorite definition or alternate term.

    Answers have three variables:  Soiled, Naughty and Filthy - in corresponding levels of depravity.

    Get out your "Sexual Slang" or Urban Dictionary, and let's begin class.

    Ooh, I dropped my pencil....