• Ah, fickle fame and fortune. We all dreamed of being a “somebody” when we were young. Most of us had to leave those dreams behind once we became adults, but deep inside we wonder what would have happened if we'd followed our dreams. I do and you know you do too. So come with me, dear quiz reader, come and gaze into the crystal ball and see what would have happened should you have followed your dreams and been as fabulous and famous as you once hoped to be. But hang on to your seat as this might be a rough ride..

     

    “Oh her celebrity lifestyle is the

    product of a celebrity mind and

    oh, her celebrity mouth is the

    perfect image of the end of time.”

     

    -SWANS