Hogwarts Sorting House Test

Hi! And welcome to my test. I'll be using advanced logic and magic to determine your true nature. I'll ask you some questions about something, then I'll analyze your results*. Enjoy! 

*I am not responsible for any dismay you may get from the result. Also, this is not supposed to be satisfactory although if it is, well, I get a pat on the back. Or four pats.