How Close Could You Get to Me? -Game Edition

This is a test of the Test Creation System. This is only a test.

If this were a real test, you would be spending many more hours clicking bubbles.

The following was to be a massive test for compatibility, but I think a better way to go about this project would be to break the test up into several by category. So, here is the game edition v1.0 with a general intro.

(WARNING: Test is likely to expand continuously until reaching my max capacity for giving a damn. Taking the most up-to-date version is recommended if you want to know how I see you as a compatible friend/mate/mortal enemy.)