• Welcome to the new improved test, with at least one vegetarian picture! I'll be using advanced logic and magic to tell you just how you sizzle in bed. This will doubtless be useful to you in picking up. Whose knees haven't knocked together when someone has leaned over and whispered huskily in their ear, "I'm a stir fry, Baby"? Damn.

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