If you were water... quiz

Hello! Have you ever wondered where in the world you would find yourself if you were water?  Probably not!  But now you can not only wonder but find out!

Basically, I'm going to ask you some stuff about things that probably don't seem like they relate in anyway to how much you ressemble a raindrop, and then  tell you how much you ressemble a raindrop, an ocean, a puddle, and any number of other interesting things!

There are a bunch of variables which all contain a several mini variables within them.  I'd say it's scientific but I'm an art student, so it's not.  Explanations at the end.

If you have any input on the test I'd be more than happy to hear it so let me know!