HEY GIRLS : WOULD YOUR MAN BE A PRISON BITCH? (a relationship quiz for women!)

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BEFORE YOU START : THIS QUIZ IS WRITTEN FROM THE FEMALE PARTNER'S PERSPECTIVE AND WON'T WORK CORRECTLY UNLESS IT'S TAKEN BY AN ACTUAL WOMAN. IF YOU'RE A MALE (STRAIGHT, GAY, OR WHATEVER, YOUR PREFERENCE MAKES NO DIFFERENCE) IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK RIGHT AND YOUR SCORE WILL NOT BE ACCURATE, SO YOU'RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME, SO DON'T BE A RETARD. LEARN HOW TO LISTEN FOR ONCE.

This is a relationship quiz for women who go out with "bad boys" and want to know if their man would be someone's bitch in prison, and how much it will change him if it happens. This quiz doesn't just tell you how HE will be affected ... it also measures how well YOU would handle it, and whether or not you can maintain a stable relationship with such a man. Most women secretly wonder if their man would be a prison bitch, and whether or not he'd come out of prison any different. A lot of prison rape victims get "turned out" and end up liking it. Many of these victims will contract HIV or other diseases from all the unprotected anal sex. If your man is going to get assfucked on a shower floor, it's better to find out now. It could change his life forever. And it could change yours too.

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"Your man" does not have to be your significant other. He can be any male friend or associate who you think MIGHT go to prison for any reason. As long as you know the guy fairly well and can answer a few basic questions about him, my quiz can tell you any man's chances of being raped in prison and give you some idea of how he would handle it ... and how YOU would handle it. 

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