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Written by V1R4L
This test will indicate which god of ancient terror you most resemble. And remember... "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die." IA!
War is:
Eternal
Just one colour in the delicious spectrum of evil.
Not my forte
I'm a lover, not a fighter
Sometimes necessary
My specialty
If you were a vice, you would be:
Sloth
Vice? I am beyond vice.
Wrath
Lust
Envy
All of them
If you were a virtue, you would be:
Sexy hot
Cleverness
Wisdom
Patience
Virtue? There's no such thing.
Kindness
Of the following, which is your favorite activity?
Sleeping
Eating
Listening to music
Getting presents
Seducing people to the Dark Side
Travel
Food is:
Best when it is fresh
Anything I can get
An outdated concept
My looks are:
Versatile
Goth
Humbling
Mysteriously beautiful
Humans are:
Slaves or food
Very corruptable
Food
Slaves
One of the many things (everything) I hate
Genetically compatible with me
Shoggoths:
Are very low on my corporate ladder
Are my friends
Stink, like all of you!
Serve my purposes
Are yummy!
If you were put in prison, what would be the reason?
Hacking
Slander
Cannibalism
Crimes against humanity
Hate crimes
Conspiracy
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