Membership Test for The League of Distinguished Old Guys

  • Welcome Gentlemen, and Gentlewomen (Hey, we don't discriminate). Do you have what it takes to become a member in the exclusive League of Distinguished Old Guys? You will be judged and scored in so arcane a manner, that we're not even going to try and explain it to you. So sit back, grab an adult type beverage, light up a fine cigar and hang on.