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And was nominated for 6 other Academy Awards:
"Take me to the middle of the George Washington Bridge"
Howard Beale (Peter Finch)
Walter Cronkite (Walter Cronkite)
Max Schunmacher (William Holden)
Mary Ann Gifford (Kathy Cronkite)
"I love it. Suicides, assassinations, mad bombers, mafia hit men, automobile smash ups: 'The Death Hour'. Great Sunday night show for the whole family. Wipe that fuckin' Disney right off the air."
Diana Christensen (Faye Dunaway)
Great Ahmed Kahn (Arthur Burghardt)
Edward George Ruddy (William Prince)
"Well, I'll tell you what happened; I just ran out of bullshit"
Frank Hackett (Robert Duvall)
David Susskind (David Susskind)
"He's saying life is bullshit, and it is. So what are you screaming about?"
Laureen Hobbs (Marlene Warfield)
Harry Hunter (Jordan Charney)
"I was married for 33 years of shrill, shrieiking fraud"
Michael Brady (Robert Reed)
Louise Schunmacher (Beatrice Straight)
"What's so God damned funny?"
Narrator (Lee Richardson)
"We're a whorehouse network"
Nelson Chaney (Wesley Addy)
Well I don't fancy myself the president of a whorehouse.
Arthur Jensen (Ned Beatty)
"Schmuck, what are you getting into?"
Jack Hartounian (Jackie Mason)
"For God's sake, I'm not Moses."
Aaron (John Carradine)
"It's a big fat, big titted hit!"
Spud Jones (Sam Shepard)
"I'm a human being God damit. My life has value."
Dr. Alfred Lanning (James Cromwell)
"You do whatever the tube tells you: You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube."
Paul Burmaster (Joseph G. Medalis)
"Am I supposed to sit at home knitting and purling while you slink back like some penitent drunk? I'm your wife, damn it. If you can't work up a winter passion for me, the least I require is respect and allegiance."
Tully Sorenson (Alice Krige)
"You can blow the Seminole prisoner class infrastructure out your ass."
Zachary Taylor (Fay Roope)
"Man, give her the fuckin' overhead clause. Let's get back to page 22; 5, small A, subsidiary rights."
Jeff Blake (Robert Stack)
"I don't want the banks selling my country to the Arabs."
"I'll strangle him with a sash cord."
Julian Soshnick (Mike Kellin)
"The world is a business...It has been since man first crawaled out of the slime"
"There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM, and ITT, and AT&T, and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today."
"This is no longer a nation of independent individuals. It's a nation of some 200-odd million transisterized, deodorized, whiter than white, steel belted bodies; totally unnecessary as human beings - and replaceable as piston rods."
"Get him off the air. Do anything!"
"Why is it that a woman always thinks the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impune his cockmanship?...I gave up comparing genitals in the school yard."
Gloria Tatlock (Louise Veronica Ciccone)
"I suppose we'll have to kill him"
Ernst Blofeld (Donald Pleasence)
"What would you people say to an assassination?"
"This was the story of Howard Beale. The first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings"
Narrator (John Stephenson)
David Brinkley (David Brinkley)
Pierre Delacroix (Damon Wayans)
The Horrifying Stereotype Test
untried32 / m / Straight
The History of World Art Test
hihowareyou8627 / f / Straight
Are you insane?
Goldencompass1322 / f / Straight
The How 'L Word' Are You? Test
m3ow_2826 / f / Straight
The How Kinky Are You Really Test
Love_Sensuality61 / m / Straight
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