• Hey yalls! I've always been facinated by metaphors. The tests here at okcupid have made the vagina that is my joy wet by that stuffed full of giant cock feeling that is the metaphor. And boy is that metaphorical vagina stretched and worn out! Really now, what kind of song am I? What kind of book am I? Which Hall & Oats song do I act like(I WAS THE MAN EATER)-I can never get enough!. If there was a metaphor for a person who likes metaphors and uses sexual organs as metaphors to describe how much they like metaphors, well, that would be me.

    So, I' wanted to join in on the metaphorical gangbang(but not a real gangbang, that would be yucky) and come up with my own metaphor test. I was just sitting, chillin with my boys Johnny and Tony, eating a sandwich, talking about what a good metaphor would be...

    "hhmmmn...People?....

    mmmmm, lettuce!....

    people?...

    mmmm turkey!.....

    people?....oh, what the fuck!!! these assholes put onions on my sandwhich again!!! Hey wait...people, lettuce, tomatoes, nasty fucking onions...WHAT PART OF THE SANDWICH ARE YOU!!!"

    So here's my test. I'll ask you questions about all sorts of things-politics, sex, jesus, sandwiches. I'll get all up in your business and show you what the fuck is up with your sandwich resembling ass. Enjoy!!