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  • Hi! And welcome to my How Socially retarded are you? Test. Using the almighty power of my (mostly) functional noodle, I will annoint thee varying degrees of socially retarded. That way you can find kindred spirits who also spend a lot of time looking at the ground and shifting uncomfortably. Let the games begin!