The How Much Do You Hate Tottenham Test

Hi! And welcome to my How Much Do You Hate Tottenham Test.

I first wrote this test aged 15 for a silly school magazine called Justice Magazine. As such, I've left it more or less intact. There is a lot of 1997 humour in it, and a lot of it is related to the fight against Peter Schmeichel, just to put it in context...

The original full title was, "How much do you hate Tottenham, and would you do anything to save Arsenal's best player from the scum?" This referred to Ian Wright. The test has a lot of Arsenal content and kind of assumes that the taker is a Gooner.

I hope you all enjoy this trip down memory lane, and remember what it was like to be a hyperactive 15-year-old who would do almost anything to relieve the boredom of school!

God bless, Jenni xx