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The Which Expletive Are You? Test

Written by evildeadjunkie

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  • Have you ever wondered what the perfect insult for you is? Are you a Bastard, Bitch, this guy above, or maybe much worse? This test will determine the exact category you fit into, and will forever be your signature insult. So have fun, and don't take it too literally.
  • WARNING: This test contains harsh language such as fuck, bitch, asshole, abracadabra, and much worse. If you are offenended by such language do not continue. Oh... and uhh... forget this warning as well...
  • If you enjoyed this test or have comments/ideas about it, please feel free to mail me. I would love to hear feedback on it! Thanks!

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