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The Freudian Character Test

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  • Hi! Welcome to my Freudian Character Test. I'll be using (not so)advanced logic and knowledge to determine the degree to which you possess certain dysfunctional Freudian characteristics.

    Sigmund Freud theorized that people progess through the stages of psychosexual development. When we have experienced trauma during a certain phase, or our parents screwed us up, personality flaws result. This test strives to identify where you got stuck.

    (This is not scientific and is not meant to "diagnose" you. Freud was not perfect. He thought he would die of a heart attack, but he ended up succumbing to oral cancer. Why? Because he smoked a hell of a lot of cigars. He also prescribed cocaine. So don't take him too seriously.)

    [Updated (just a little) on December 17, 2005.]

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