This test aims to measure your knowledge of the French language in a very specific way, that you will probably never learn in any academic context. As a matter of fact, chances are that you will score horribly on this test unless you were born and raised in France, or have a very solid grip on the culture associated with the language.
Dictionaries and other translation tools will likely be little more than a waste of time, so don't bother.
This short test will present you with a number of French sentences as they would be uttered by common people on the streets. Your goal is to try to understand what they mean, just pick the answer that describes the best how you would feel or act, would such an obnoxious French person say this to you.
If you'd like to take a less offensive test, feel free to check out my French Test instead !
Et merde, bonne chance!