• People sometimes tell me that I'm an immoral bastard. My mother wonders where she went wrong. I don't FEEL extremely evil, but I've become concerned enough about it to put a poll out to humanity at large. So I'm going to tell you a few things about me and ask you to rate how evil you think each thing is. Then, at the end, I'll eat your first born child and bathe in the sweet, warm blood for hours.