• Due to my fantastically low irritation threshold, a large amount of concentrated research and and shower of messages from totally unsuitable people, I have decided to write this test. Use it for fun, or as an educational framework for cleaning up your profile. The latter use is enabled by the wonderful obviousness of the 'correct' answers. You may disregard the 'correct' part as there's no point in lying on this test. You'll gain nothing unless you're 100% honest. I recommend that you have an extra browser window (or tab if you're smart and don't use IE) open containing your profile. Now let us begin.

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