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Since the dawn of time, neurotic gays have agonized about whether to identify as tops or bottoms. Countless hours have been spent on this difficult question, and countless OkCupid tests exist to attempt to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom by asking deep, penetrating philosophical questions. They’re all bullshit, though, so just trust what this one says.
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