All too often, the talking heads will try and sell us on their left-right baloney; but what are "left" and "right," exactly? The real political spectrum is, of course, not a spectrum at all, but a hideous-looking cube.
The premise is simple: Answer questions. Get a result. Smile at your new sense of self-understanding.
You will be judged scored on three axes: Economic Liberty, Personal Liberty, and Political Liberty. Higher scores imply freedom, while lower scores imply restraint, in a given category. You can skip questions if you must, but try not to -- your result will be less accurate that way.
(This test is not my own; it was adapted from the Friesian school's quiz at http://www.friesian.com/quiz.htm.)