• What is your Alanis Score? Alanis Morissette has a song called "21 Things I Want in a Lover" which lists...21 things she wants in a lover. So let's see how well you measure up. Both men and women can take this test; it hardly matters, as no matter how you score, it will not help you get a date with her. In the same vein, be honest! Trying to get the "right" answers would be no fun, as it's too easy; just answer yes to each question! Ready? Here goes...