• It's a great song. What can I say? People should worship it more than they do. It goes beyond song status, as anyone who's heard it will know. And as there aren't any tests on it yet, I thought I'd go ahead and make one. Also, apologies if you know a different recording to the one I'm listening to. I can only do so much for you people. So how well DO you know Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant"? Well, there's only one way to find out.