• It has been proven by Hollywood movies and medical science that a variety of alien life forms have been visiting and colonizing the planet Earth since long before man arrived. Now, through recently discovered nano-technology are we able to parse specific genetic DNA you provide, to effectively SEE the dawn of man. By completing this brief quiz of 13 questions, we can finally get an accurate portrayal of WHO your alien ancestors were – and in essence, WHAT you are.

    To ensure that the results of this advanced scientific experiment are correct, please answer these thirteen situational questions with your first initial, primal, gut reaction.

    So sit, back and take a deep breath. Relax. Soften. And find your true self.