• Hi! And welcome to my Alienated Jerkoff/Fingerer Test. Through a stroke of luck you have found it. Don't worry, nobody will go blind or mad taking it. Yes reader, this is a bit of a self-loathing exercise but we will mix in self-loving too. I've decided to stick with a subject that i have first hand knowledge of. Some people say they don't masturbate. I have to hand it to these people. Maybe we should erect a statue in their honor. This test will be no mere whimsical lark. I hope to probe and explore your psyche and the darkest regions of your mind. This will be a journey of getting in touch with yourself. ...it wouldn't hurt you to keep a box of kleenex handy. There are very adult images here and this is not for kids.