• Hi! And welcome to my Alphabet Insulting Personality Test. I shall be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. But enough about me. The test will simply ask you a serious of questions based around the alphabet and come up with a trite and unrealistic conclusion that you'll doubtless find insulting. The main advantage of the test is that you should be able to guess pretty easily how many questions it has. If there are other advantages you discover, please tell me. If you are easily offended, I suggest you take this test anyway, but don't message me to tell me when the inevitable happens.