• Cool people suck. They make the worst lovers. They are generally snide and mean. They ascribe to an irritating "In the know" attitude that evolves faster than you can say boring. But are you one of these jerks? You better hope not. To see, we have compiled a list of photos. Tell us if they are cool. If you can detect cool, you are cool, because there is no other criteria. Sorry. The judges were selected from indie rock heros, junkies, San Francisco strippers, and bike messengers. Also, a free jazz guy that used to play with Coletrain, just because he was over at the house. If you score "good" give me a shout-out, as the kids say. You can come over and have bad sex with us.