The Apartment Test

This is your apartment building. It's 26 stories tall and each floor is designated with a letter as opposed to a number. Like the man says, "There are little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous." The apartment is located in a dismal area of downtown. The exterior is rough and tumble, with frequent muggings and other assorted malfeasance. This apartment building is the one place you can remove yourself from the daily grind, as the doorman, an elderly fellow named Stanley, protects with not only his life, but with his wit which can knock a thug to the ground in 2 seconds flat. You are arriving back home.