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I'm a yes person all the way. I love life & see beauty & possibility in everything I do
I suppose I'm a yes person. I mean I want to imagine that the world is good, so I might as well smile & pretend that it is.
A "Yes" Person? NO WAY!!! "Yes" people are wayyy too perky for me.
I'm a "NO" person. Why? Because "NO" is easier to spell.
Being on top & doing all the heavy work
Being on bottom & letting my lover do the work, while I simply enjoy the experience
Letting my partner choose, because it's easier than discussing the matter.
My sexual preference does not include others. I am satisfied with my lifelong relationship with my right hand (or my left, as the case may be).
A Tapeworm (Meaning, you are a bit of a parasite)
1) World peace, 2) An end to hunger everywhere and 3) Health & happiness for everyone in the world
1) Health for myself & my loved ones, 2) To be rich beyond my dreams & 3) To be smart & able to know how to handle any problem that might face me or those I care about
To be Helthy, Wealthy & Wise (because it's easier than saying the one above)
1) Go Away. Stop bothering me. Leave me alone
Love . . . Love is contageous & addictive. When love is present, everything is beautiful
Speed . . . because I'm constantly on the go. I see each day as an opportunity to start & complete new adventures. Most people think I have ADD.
Marajuana . . . because I'm mellow & peaceful and nothin' bothers me man.
A Plecebo. Not because it's better than the others, but rather because it doesn't do anything . . . and neither do I,
A romantic dinner, followed by a night out dancing at a ritzy nightclub.
Dinner & a movie
Ordering in, watching a DVD in bed
Date? I don't date. All my social contact is done here on OKcupid!!!!!
Shoe is to foot
Foot is to mouth
Bed is to me
Cup is to water
Friends, family, some money & a place to sleep
Sex, drugs & Rock N Roll
Skip the sex & Rock N Roll . . . Just gimme the drugs.
1) Wake up early 2) Shower 3) Eat breakfast & 4) Go to work
1) Wake up early 2) Hit the snooze alarm 3) Skip breakfast & skip shower 4) Rush off to work without eating breakfast
1)Wake up late 2) Eat breakfast 3) Shower 4) Go back to bed
1) wake up whenever I want 2) Eat breakfast 3) Bum around all day because I'm on welfare
Write an original poem or sonnet espousing your undying love.
Go online and search on Google for a love poem to plagerize
Go through The love notes you kept from your Ex, and simply cross out your name & write in your klovers name
Start your Poem to your lover with the words . . . There once was a man from Nantucket
Obsessive compulsive disorder
FITH Syndrome (Fucked In The Head)
Get up & change the channel
Reach for the remote to change the channel
Continue to watch the current show, because reaching for the remote requires effort.
Lay there and stare at the ceiling
Going to the store, buying all fresh ingredients and going home to make a meal from scratch.
Getting all dressed up & going out to a fancy restaurant.
Going to a nearby Mcdonalds in a T shirt & sweatpants
Ordering in, because too much energy is required to put pants on in order to eat out.
Life is a caberet.
Life is what you make of it.
ife is What happens while you're busy making other plans.
10,000,000 Lemmings can't be wrong
Don't put off til tomorrow that which you can do today
Don't do today, that which you can do tomorrow
Don't do tomorrow, that which you can do the day after tomorrow
Why do anything . . . I mean in 100 years we're all gonna be dead anyways.
It's What you know that matters
It's Who you know that matters.
It's what "they" think you know that matters
Who knows and who cares?
I believe children are the future.
Power to the people!
I can't get no satisfaction
All we are is dust in the wind
Everyone loves a winner
Always root for the underdog
Everyone loves a good comeback story
How can someone have a comeback story, if they haven't been anywhere?
I believe in God almighty and I Believe each passage in the Bible must be taken litterally.
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
I believe in God, but I realize that this is merely because as a child, I was brainwahed to believe.
God is an Atheist.
The Existential Crisis Test
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The match, friend, enemy Test
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