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Sure, if I hear good things from a few people about a book I'll pick it up eventually.
Sure, if you mean Sports Illustrated and comics.
Reading is a gross waste of time.
No better or worse than skinny girls. Her personality should turn me on as much as her form does.
It all depends on how she wears it. Some bigger girls are pretty sexy.
Still gross. Thin is in. I don't want to see any jiggling going on. Period.
HOTT. Let me smack that sweet ass.
I look you in the eye, lean over and give you a tame but well-played kiss.
Tell you I had a good time and ask about your upcoming schedule. I'm an old fashioned gentleman: I don't need to kiss on the first date.
Rush in and kiss you...eventually I slip in a little tongue, but pull away soon after. I want to leave you wanting more, I don't want to scare you off.
Kiss you, and when you accept, see how you react to a swipe at the chest. C'mon, they're big, you're showing cleavage...there's no way you can expect me not to at least try.
I'll shoot you an email around lunch time telling you I had a good time.
I'll wait for you to come to me. I go to no one.
I'll give you call. That whole waiting thing is bullshit. I liked you, you liked me, why shouldn't I feel comfortable saying hi?
Take it easy. I don't want to intimidate you, so I'll wait til tomorrow or the day after to contact you. I won't mind if you get in touch with me in the meantime, however.
Do it the best of my ability. If something out of my control comes up, then whatever, I'll take care of it when I can.
I may or may not. Depends on my mood.
Do it. I said I would. If I don't plan on doing it, why would I say I am? If something happens, then so what, I'll find a way around it.
Depends on what I said I would do. Some stuff is more important than others.
That's okay. I brought a movie. We can turn the lights off, you stay on that side of the bed and I'll stay on this one, and everything will be A-OK. Just try not to breathe on me.
Doesn't matter. I'd still do you. I'd just keep my eyes closed.
Aww. Should I make you some tea? Do you need me to pick up some cough syrup or something?
Gross. Call me when you feel better.
Actually, I have plans to hang out with the guys.
Let's go on a mini camping trip. We'll bring fishing poles and grab some bait on the way there.
Why do we have to do anything? Let's just hang out around here. I don't want to spend any money.
Hop in the car and drive to Boston, where we'll rent a hotel room for a couple nights, see a show, browse stores, and check out Quincy Market.
Let's go get one together (but obviously not the same one, that's cheesy and/or bad luck).
Are not attractive or feminine. I like my girls unmarked.
Awesome, as long as they aren't too cliche or badly drawn.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
I try to keep them.
I never make any, so I don't have to worry about keeping them.
Should always be kept. I take them seriously.
Are a great way to get women into bed.
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