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Written by elowess
Just PEACHY, I love Mondays!!!
I'm fine, and you?
Fuck off dude.
Yessum, Miss Daisy.
Tell him about the error on your computer at home, while leaving out the details regarding the HUGE amount of pornography you pirated from Western Europe?
Tell him about your new I-Pod?
Give him the silent nod, like a true O.G.
Ask for the myspace/email info and start slow.
Buy the next drink, two boxes of condoms, take out a loan on a mini-van, and start work on a picket fence.
Simply express some interest, and get the digits saying that you'd like to get together and do... whatever.
Simply express some interest, and get the digits saying that we can all hang-out again sometime?
Leave a nice VM, and ask if everything is okay?
Start sending some choice Nasty-Grams to your buddies inbox?
Wait 15 minute, leave a VM, delete his/her number and enjoy your night solo?
I've never had a date show up late, or ditch me.
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