Greetings, mortal. Welcome to my Are You A Good Customer? Test. I'll be using not-so-advanced logic and extensive experience to determine if you should be allowed into public space, if you are an idiot and, if so, just how much of an idiot you really are.
Believe it or not, being a good customer is not easy. It's even more difficult to be a good Customer Service Representative when you've got idiots talking to you.
Relax and get ready to take the greatest test around right now. Chances are, if you're even considering taking this test, you'll score well because you wouldn't be here if you didn't care, right? So let's find out which of the four customer archetypes you are and in the future... please... don't be an idiot. Those poor CSRs don't want to have to kill anyone. Again.