• So you like all of those bands whose names begin with "blood" "death" and "ashes" (or variants thereof), your hair is dyed black with bangs that cover one eye (lack of depth perception: so hot right now!), and you play in a hardcore beatdown band and/or sleep with people who play in hardcore beatdown bands. But are you really scene? Or, better question: do you actually want to be scene? Or be seen, but not scene? Anyway, take this test to find out if you blend in with the masses of black-clad moshers. Or just to find out if you'd really like to live in Orange County. Disclaimer: This was not written by a scene kid: check my profile. Just call me an innocent bystander to the hardcore scene. Call me objective. Or, just call me bored. Anyway, onward!