• If you live in Chicago, chances are you are a hipster. So, let's see how much I should hate you.
  • 1
    Do you dress like this fucktard?

  • 2
    Do you dance at shows?

  • 3
    Is your participation in this test strictly ironic?

  • 4
    Are you currently enrolled, have a degree from, or took some classes at SAIC?

  • 5
    Can things be so ironic they aren't, yet so unironic it is?

  • 6
    Would you wear this shirt?

  • 7
    Is empanada the new cupcake?

  • 8
    How much did you pay for your worn out High Top Reeboks?