• hey kids, have you ever caught yourself looking in, or even strategizing fat people having sex? used a pet, or even thought about using an animal sexually, have you ever fantisized about your friends having sex, neighbors, friends dad or mom, uncle, random ppl you see in k-mart?....ever used inatament, completly random objects in a wild attempt to get yourself off? did it work? are your friends constantly shunning you for inapropriate remarks, or random groping? ok so maybe not, but you could still be in grave danger of being a complete and total pervert, scared yet, well you should be, take my test and find out just how many of your hard earned dollars should be put towards therapy....face it we're all pervs in our own right, but just how pervy are you????