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Written by elistar1210
It depends on whether or not I have my own love interest
No, I wish the best for him and his new girlfriend
I have a voo doo doll of her in my room
A little bit.. I miss him sometimes..
Uh, duh I stake out his apartment on Friday nights.
No, I am not a pyscho ass bitch
No, but I've thought about it
Yes, but only to vandalize his home with my girlfriends..
Sure, I mean we both have similar taste in men.. Why not?
Maybe, if she made an effort
Only to get closer to HIMMMMM
No way! She's the reason we broke up! Damn Hoe!
Run to the nearest exit, you don't want him to see you in this!?
Wave and Scream his name across the house!! You guys have a lot to catch up on!
Inconspicuously trip his girlfriend when they're walking past you
Ignore them.. they suck anyways
Yes, I look at them all the time - ahhh there's still a chance for us, I think..
Yea, but nothing too serious: a t-shirt and a card - no big deal.
Nah, I threw them all out.. Who needs bad memories?
YES! I remember all his passwords, and I'm guilty of listening/ reading his messages. Anything to be close to him!!
Tempted : Yes. Followed Through : Nope. Don't have the balls.
Uh no only pyscho stalkers do that..
Well - no harm in a little FUN!!!!
YESSSSSSSSS - it's time to dish all the ex-boyfriends, DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS BUAHAHAHAHAHA
No way... I'd sign off right away
I already told you that's for pyscho stalkers!!
Guilty as charged
Yes, for some reason I STILL need to know what's going on with him
Nah, i'm over that asshole.
Only when that wave of nostalgia creeps up on me... I remember the good times.
Of course not.. That's wrong, un-ethical, and bitchy.
Yes The BITCH NEEDS TO PAYYYY
Yes, but I gave up after I realized they were good for each other
No, but I've thought about it..
Of course not, I just make a fake name on AIM and continue to mess with them
Yes, I learned my lesson. I'm done playing games
I would never be so annoying that someone would block me..
They blocked me? I fucking knew it...
Yes and the stupid bitch believed me too!! HAHA!!
All's fair in love and war...
Yeah, but she knew I was lying.. I don't know why she wouldn't believe I'm raising his three year old son..
No way. I'm too mature for that.
Yes but I know he'll give in eventually... He's only playing hard to get
Why doesn't he love me anymore?!!!!!!!
No way.. He's no good for me..
Yes, but he let me down gently.. I seriously thought there was a chance he was still interested..
uh no.. I'm seriously not insane
That fucking Jewish whore...
Not only have I called her all those things.. I emailed my ex all the convos. He needs to know the truth about that cheap hussy..
She's a bitch, But I wouldn't tell it to her face..
Yes, but I really am hiding his three year old child at my house.. He needs to come visit his son.. er... Charlie
Yes, but his dick really is small.. and you'd have lunch with his mom too, if you met her..
A few eggs never hurt anybody
No I've moved on with my life
Anything to split them up. That bitch has got him blinded..
Yeah, but she didn't fall for it.
There is no way I'd do something that low
Why the hell am I still taking this damn test
Yes, who's asking?
No way that place sucks
I hear they have good pasta,,
That fucking Jewish barbie.. wait till I get my hands on her..
I cannot speak to you without my lawyer present
My court date is next week... That bitch started it
No way, she'd kick my ass. Have you seen that sasquatch??
I'm too Cllllasssyyy for that
Maybe. Are you from immigration?
Hey Juancho's real!!!
I invited him to my fake wedding.. the bastard never RSVPed.. He was probably with HER.
What the hell is going on? Who the fuck is Juancho?
I send them a gift.. I hope they are happy and have lots of babies
I send HER a gift.. In an unmarked container.. It's ticking.. Run bitch..
I kidnap her, throw her in the trunk of my car, and show up at the altar on their wedding day...
Seriously, I'm scared.. Help me get out of this test..
Leave them alone.. If the bomb didn't scare her away, maybe they are meant to be..
Restraining order, my ASS.. I get so much plastic surgery done that they'd never recognize me! Then I move in next door.
HELP! The Psycho ex girlfriends are coming to GET ME!!!
I like squirrels
And proud of it...
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