• Why hello there! First off, I intended to call this test The Super Facetious "Are You A REAL American" Test, but OkCupid determined this was too long. Your score will reflect how close you are to a stereotypical American. It is open to American citizens, illegal residents (I promise not to deport you!), those that shockingly choose to live outside the U.S. on a permanent basis, and the occasional Martian. The test is supposed to be fun and provocative. If you find it offensive/extreme/etc. you can't do anything about it because I'm protected by the 1st Amendment! If you've ever idly wondered how you could quantify your hatred for America and not be hunted and shot down by an undisclosed government agency, forge on!