• Hi! And welcome to my Are You a Sexy Bolshevik Test. If there is one thing we have learned about Bolshevism, it's that it makes you sexy. So in order to determine to what degree you identify with Bolshevism, and how sexy it has made you, we at the Marxist Ministry of Propaganda have fashioned this test. Bourgeoisie need not apply, and will be purged on sight.