The Are You A Sociopath? Test

Have you ever stayed up late wondering to yourself, "Am I a sociopath?" If so, the answer to this question is no. Because someone who is truly a sociopath wouldn't care if they were or not, and they certainly wouldn't seek help about it. But you should take my test anyway. This test measures your level of sociopathy and then classifies you and gives you advice based on it. As with any other test that claims to test you for mental or personality disorders, it does not count as a legitimate medical diagnosis, and should not be used as a basis for institutionalization or acquiring medication. If the results of the test really worry you, see a licensed therapist and have them shrink your head. Keep in mind that like any other online test, your results might not be accurate due to many interfering variables and should be taken with a grain of salt.