• Hi! And welcome to my Are You a Stalker Test. Every once in a while you meet someone who seems normal...friendly, funny, nice to talk to...and then BOOM...you've known them two days and they take up all the space on your answering machine, leaving you messages about them leaving work, or taking a shower, or to say goodnight... So take my test to see if you're the crazy person I see drive by my house at all hours of the night! (Cause you know you are)